Someone thought this was funny

(That wasn’t the original title, and maybe #11 explains that.)

1.  Never blog before coffee.

2.  If you have the options to watch with subtitles, take it!

3.  Discovering something earth-shattering from 20 years ago is probably not going to change your day-to-day life today, so don’t get your panties in a bunch over it.

4.  No, you really can’t be responsible for someone else, no matter how hard you try.

5.  Did I mention no blogging before coffee?

6.  I haven’t had coffee yet, and I just tried to put 7 immediately after 4.  That’s not so great.

7.  Did you know I have almost no discernible sense of humor before coffee?

8.  Oh, hey, there was 7!

9.  It’s not really that I have no sense of humor before coffee, it’s that what humor I have is terrible and liable to be not so much offensive as just really awful.

10.  I can’t write the word “awful” without thinking of “offal” and then immediately thinking of viscera jokes.

11.  Okay, maybe this wasn’t so much “words of advice” as “morning ramblings in a SOC method” (stream-of-consciousness).  Ignore that I said anything about words of advice.

12.  Well, I mean, this time.  Other times, maybe not, but I’ll probably be a little more coher–


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